The "E" from JOWO

THE "E":

Long before people invented terms like E-banking, E-book, E-health, E-commerce, E-mail, etc, Javanese people were the pioneer of those "E"s.

Here are some of those "E" terms :

e-mbuh: disconected from communication due to the inability to figure out something.

e-ndasmu: high amplitude anger, full of energy transfered orally to others.

e-alah: a status quo created due to the incompatibility between the principles held by somebody and the reality.

e-ntut: an invisible, untraceable attack send to an area by biologically naturally created gas. This gas is not eco friendly.

e-dan: a systemic error at the CPU (central processing unit) embedded inside the head, which causes incapabilities to process data logically.

e-nak: a conclusion sent out from a sensory system after processing easy, yummy data and or an input.

e-link: mechanism of the brain retrieving past data.

e-lok: the look of your partner 15 years ago.

e-nom: your look 25 years ago.

e-ndang: your old classmate

e-mber : agree to something that your friend said

e-mper : a space for you to sell anything for free, especially during Car Free Day

e-yke : banci calling himself

e-yang : most wanted person on lebaran day

e-lu : how to call your friend

e-gepe : whatever you say laaaahhh.      

e-ladalah : surprised expression regarding something funny

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