kfc delivery.. (humor)

📞TELFON PERTAMA#

PAIMO : "HALLOO...KAEPSI?"
KFC : "IYA, ADA YG BISA SAYA BANTU?"


PAIMO : "AYAME JIK ONOK GAK?"
KFC : "OH ADA..."

PAIMO : "NJAJAL GOWOEN MRENE, AYOK ADU AMBEK PITHEK'KU..."
KFC : "OWH..WONG MENDEM... !"

📞TELFON KEDUA#

SARDI : "HALLOOO...KAEPSI?"
KFC : "IYA..."

SARDI : "BISA DELIVERY ORDER?"
KFC : "IYA..."
SARDI : "24 JAM?"
KFC : "IYA..."
SARDI : "OOOH GUENDENGGG..., KOEN YO!,  GAK TAU TURU TAH...???"
KFC : "LAMBEMU... !"

📞 TELFON KETIGA#
TARJO : "HALLOOO...KAEPSI?"
KFC : "IYA..."
TARJO : "AYAM ONOK?"
KFC : "ADA..."
TARJO : "SEGO?"
KFC : "ADA..."
TARJO : "ES KRIM?"
KFC : "ADA..."
TARJO : "BURGER.. BURGER ?"
KFC : "ADA! BANYAK! KOMPLIT!!"
(AMBEK MRENGUT...)

TARJO : "JIK ONOK KABEH...??? OPO GAK PAYU TA...???"
KFC : "WONG EDIAAANNN.. !"

📞TELFON KEEMPAT#

IMIN : "HALLOOO.. KAEPSI?"
KFC : "KOEN KONCONE AREK2
SING MAU TELPON TAHH .. KATE LAPO
KOEN ???"

IMIN : "HEE..., AKU KATE PESEN, YO WIS GAK SIDO NEK NGONO..."
KFC : "OH IYA, MAAF2...! MAU
PESEN APA?"

IMIN : "TAHU CAMPUR SIJI..
AMBEK LONTONG BALAP'E SIJI."
KFC : "OWH ... DHASAR WONG GENDENG!"

📞TELFON KELIMA#

GINO : "HALLOOO..KAEPSI??"
KFC : "MESTI KOEN IKI KONCOE
AREK2 GENDENG SING MAU
TELPAN TELPON..., KATE LAPO MANEH IKI???"

GINO : "KATE PESEN AYAM, MOSOK PESEN SEMEN...?!?!?!"
KFC : "OH IYA! APA LAGI, OJOK
SANGAR2 BIASA AE CAK ?"
GINO:  "AYAM KARO SEGO!!!
TAPI MBUNGKUSE
DIPISAH YO?! NEK DI DADEKNO SIJI ENGKOK SEGO'NE DI CUCUK'I AMBEK ... PITHEK'E CAK..."
KFC : "WOOOI ... WOOOIII .. WONG
GENDENG2...!"        
         
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